Wonderland.

What are your worst habits?

• Louis: I have smelly feet.
• Niall: I have a smelly bottom.
• Louis: He does lots of trumps.
• Zayn: What's mine?
• Louis: Being late. What's Liam's?
• Zayn: Not partying enough. What's Harry's?
• Louis: That if he's talking to a girl, basically you have no chance of getting in on the conversation. It's like he's in his own little world.
• Liam: Harry has lots of secret celebrity phone numbers and we find out about them later. We'll see something in the paper and be like, "What's going on here?" And he'll be like, "Oh, it's Gary from Take That or whoever, don't worry about it." He's the biggest celeb flirt in the world.
• He certainly does have a way with the ladies, doesn't he.......
• Zayn: He's just charming.
• Liam: He's a cheeky little lad, isn't he? Well, he's not really that little, but you know what I mean.

threepac:

HE BURNT MY SHAKE

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Who in the band would you least want to mess with?

• Liam: I'm the most chilled out, but if it got down to it, I could also be the most angry.
• Louis: He's got two extremes. He can be, like, laughing his head off one minute, then he switches.
• Liam: So basically I have a split personality and I'm a psycho. I had a pretend fight with the tour manager yesterday and I put him in a headlock.

why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

(Source: princeofdragondildos, via aliviajoelynn)